Mac
Overview
Mac appears as an elbow macaroni with stubby legs and a blank expression. He is the only Pasta person Turnip Boy encounters on his quest. His name is strongly based on the popular children’s dish, mac and cheese as well as the word macaroni.
Mac is an inhabitant of the Forsaken Farmhouse. Mac will only appear once the Rotten Cat Apple boss has been defeated and the lights in the Farmhouse are back on.
Mac resides in the kitchen (the room before the Idle Icebox lobby).
What the heck did you just say about me, you little turnip? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the pasta seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the barn, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire pasta armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the freak out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the grape vine? Think again, turnip. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the farmland and your leaves are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're freaking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the pasta corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little crap. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you dang idiot. I will crap fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking dead, kiddo.
Trivia
- Mac's dialogue is based off of the infamous 'Navy Seals' Copypasta.
- Mac being a pasta is also in reference to copypastas themselves.