Documents
Documents are collectable items in Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion. Turnip Boy will tear a document up upon reading. The developers have stated that whenever Turnip Boy is reminded of taxes while reading anything, he goes into a blind rage and rips up whatever he is reading. However, some documents that Turnip Boy rips up don't seem to hold obvious references to taxes.
Tax Bill
Transcript
You owe a ton of property tax for your GREENHOUSE. You have until like YESTERDAY to pay it. Failure to pay will give Mayor Onion THE DEED TO YOUR HOUSE.
Total Owed: $143,753 (plus like 50% interest...)
Sincerely, THE GOVERNMENT
Location
Given at start of new game.
Strawberry's Love Letter
Transcript
Dear Florist,
Thank you for the pretty flower!
Would you like to go on a date?
Someday we could even get married and...pay our TAXES together!!
Love, Strawberry
Location
Given by a Strawberry in Veggieville in exchange for a flower from Blueberry (Florist).
Wanted Poster
Transcript
WANTED!
FOR TAX EVASION
TURNIP BOY
$1 REWARD
Location
On a tree in Weapon Woods by the hatch for the Bomb Bunker.
Jerry's Check
Transcript
PAY TO THE ORDER OF Jerry Snail
one dollar and 25/100 IN TAX
MEMO sorry u ded
blueberry
Location
Given by a Blueberry (Landlord) in Weapon Woods by his snail farm.
Waysandwich Receipt
Transcript
WaySandwich
2389 Forrest Lane
Rigsby Farm, NY
872-2817
PURCHASE
Sandwich 15.99
+ Pickles 12.99
+ Handling 2.99
NY Sales Tax 4.11
TOTAL
Sub Total $36.08
Tip No <3
For Real Total 36.08
Have YOU done your taxes?
Save on Uinit Fastbooks!
3% Select Editions
use code TURNUP
Location
Found in trashcan behind Waysandwich on Layer Lane.
Construction Beet's 1099
Transcript
2023 Form: 1099-MISC
Miscellaneous Income
Payer name, address, city, state, opinion on grass
Mayor Onion, Turnip Boy's House, Rigsby Farm, NY, grass is nice.
Recipient name, address, city, state, opinion on grass
Construction Beet, Rigsby Farm, NY, they think grass is cool.
Paid Taxes?
of course.
Location
Given by Beet (Construction) outside of Bustling Barn.
Slayqueen32's Autograph
Transcript
Thanks for the tier 3 sub Turnip Boy!
Be sure to pay your taxes next time silly!!!
-XOXO
slayQueen32
Location
Given by SlayQueen32 inside Bustling Barn, in exchange for a tier 3 sub from Waysandwich in Layer Lane.
Fastbooks
Transcript
uinit
fastbooks
Doing Taxes Pro
Small veggie accounting | 2023
Does Taxes
Looks at Taxes
Taxes
Includes tax advice
$3.23 value
1-Veg license
Pop this disc in the disc drive and be doing your taxes in literally maybe 30-45 minutes.
Location
Given by Belch at Waysandwich in Layer Lane, in exchange for delivering the tier 3 sub to SlayQueen32.
How to do your taxes!
Transcript
How to do your Taxes!
William Storm
Location
Inside Mayor Onion's Office in Bustling Barn.
Receipt for Carrot Seeds
Transcript
THE HOUSE STORE
More Money
More Work
a receipt
helped by: C. BASHER
1 PACK CARROT SEEDS 3.32
1 ITEMS
SUBTOTAL 3.32
NY 12.3% TAX 0.40
TOTAL 3.72
CHARGE 3.72
Location
In Plain Plains behind bushes between carrot patch and Forsaken Farmhouse.
Matt's Draft Letter
Transcript
SELECTIVE SERVICE SYSTEM
ORDER TO REPORT FOR INDUCTION
The President of the United States,
To Matthew Rigsby
5876 Williston Rd
Sir,
You are hereby notified that you were, on the 15th day of April, 2020 legally drafted into the service of the United States for the period of 30 yrs.
You will accordingly report on April 20th, 2020 to the Armed Force Induction Station.
regards,
Alan C.
President of the United States
Reference to Taxes
The "15th day of April" is known as "Tax Day", the day on which individual income tax returns are due to be submitted to the federal government.
Location
On a desk in the Forsaken Farmhouse southern room with lost cherry baby.
Army Telegram
Transcript
The Army Telegram
Alan C., President
5876 Williston Rd
The Rigsby Family,
We deeply regret to inform you that Capt. Matthew Rigsby has been missing in action since July 15th, 2020.
Upon receipt of further information in this office you will be advised immediately verifying the whereabouts of Capt. Matthew Rigsby.
regards,
Alan C.
President of the United States
Reference to Taxes
In 2020, due to the economic effects of the coronavirus pandemic, filing for returns was extended to "July 15".
Location
On bed in locked room in Forsaken Farmhouse.
Turnip-Chan
Transcript
TURNIP-CHAN
LAW ABIDING CITIZEN!
Cran Cran
Reference to Taxes
Turnip-Chan is holding a document titled "TAXES".
Location
In Veggieville, given by Crancran upon receipt of the lost Apple Cat.
FlipFlop Petition
Transcript
PETITION
Save FlipFlop!
Mayor Onion is shutting down the FlipFlop app! He says it's tax related...? Sign this petition to save FlipFlop!
Name
Holly
Ellie
Hailey
slayQueen32
Strawberry
Location
Given by Holly in Rocky Ramp in exchange for her phone.
Vandalized Wanted Poster
Transcript
WANTED!
FOR TAX EVASION, PETTY THEFT, INDECENT EXPOSURE, SIMPING, MURDER, DISORDERLY CONFUCT, TRESPASSING, DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY, ETC.
TURNIP BOY
$2 REWARD
Caution! He's armed and dangerous!
Location
On a tree in the Forgotten Forest behind Annie's research facility.
Acorn's Deed
Transcript
you own real estate!
you also owe property tax now...
Location
Given by Forest Acorn in the Forgotten Forest in exchange for trading a leaf to the Blueberry (Real Estate) to purchase property.
Graveyard Letter
Transcript
Hey mom and dad...
I don't know why I'm writing to you while you're 6 feet under, but I just wanted to say thanks for leaving the farmland to me. It'll be a great place to raise the kids.
Honestly though, couldn't you have paid off the debt before you passed? The taxes on the farmhouse are absolutely insane and on top of that, it seems like you guys took out a second mortgage??
Well, at least you're living rent free now...
P.S. I've brought some photos of the kids!
Location
Found on a headstone in Grim Graveyard in the third room (with the large stump in the middle and the yellow potted flowers to the North)
Nuclear Hazard Info Sheet
Transcript
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IN A RADIATION EMERGENCY?
Stay informed! Stay prepared!
BUNKER UP
STAY INSIDE
STAY TUNED
Reference to Taxes
Unknown
Location
On the wall in the entrance tunnel to the Bomb Bunker.
Old Newspaper
Transcript
The Sun Times
BOMBS DROPPED
"We're going to stop the virus!"
...
Tax Day Postponed
...
Conscription Begins
...
Location
On the bed in The Parents' bedroom in Bomb Bunker.
Liz's Diary Entry
Transcript
Dear Diary,
What's poppin', it's Liz again. It's day what...1,105? I thought we would be back home by now...The family is driving me crazy! I feel like you're the only one I can open up to, you know?
I really miss Matt. I'm hoping when this is all over and he gets home that things can go back to normal.
P.S. see you tomorrow Diary...
Reference to Taxes
Matt was conscripted by the government so he was absent in the bunker, The same government that taxes people.
Location
On the bed in a bedroom in the Bomb Bunker.
Basic English for Big Dum Dums
Transcript
Basic English for Big Dums Dums
Tax Edition
MARSH WILSON
Location
The library of the Mysterious Mafia Base.
Layers to the Onion
Transcript
The Layers to the Onion
A MAYOR ONION MANIFESTO
Reference to Taxes
Mayor Onion is the one punishing Turnip Boy for tax evasion.
Location
Mayor Onion's room in the Mysterious Mafia Base.
Dad's Letter
Transcript
My surviving son,
If you're reading this, I've probably been rotten for a while now. I've left the estate to you...but I fear Mayor Onion's retaliation...please do protect yourself and the Turnipchino land. It's all up to you now.
I'm sorry that I couldn't be there to witness your second leaf...or for when you held your first watering can...I'll miss you son. You'll be the biggest gangster of us all. I know you'll make the Turnipchino name proud!
P.S. Destroy this letter. We don't want the I.R.S. to see this...
Love you son,
Don Turnipchino
Location
Don Turnipchino's room in the Mysterious Mafia Base.
Greenhouse Deed
Transcript
Property Title and Deed
THIS CERTIFIES THAT
THE GREENHOUSE
IS OWNED BY
Turnip Boy!
Mayor Onion
THE MAYOR AND
THE GOVERNMENT
Reference to Taxes
Mayor Onion and the government
Location
Earned by beating Mayor Onion for the first time.